What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?